Dec 15,2023 12:00 am
Can you guess what it is? Hey there, Here it is, according to the thousands of men and women of all ages and abilities I’ve helped over the years: Not starting sooner. Please don’t make the same m...
Dec 13,2023 12:31 am
Don’t miss out on our last sale of the year! MOST POPULAR ON SALE PROTEIN POWDERS PERFORMANCE RECOVERY Every ingredient and dose (important!) in our supplements is backed by peer reviewed scientific...
Dec 09,2023 01:04 am
Say what? Hey there, Obviously, humanity is faced with serious problems. Seriously bad things can and do happen. But! Extreme worst case scenarios used to convince us that the end is always near are a...
Dec 02,2023 11:15 pm
Let us help you get real, tangible results you can see and feel in just 90 days . . . Ah, the holidays. Turkey, tenderloin, taters, treats, tipple, and the rest of it. I’m all for the festivities, b...
Dec 01,2023 09:59 pm
We just EXTENDED OUR BIGGEST SALE EVER. Hey friend, So, I creepy crawled into my office today to find a downright scandalous amount of emails from people who missed the sale and want to know if it’s...
Dec 01,2023 02:15 am
Act now to save 50% on our bestselling supplements! Well, friend... If you haven’t taken advantage of our biggest sale of the year yet, your procrastination is about to pay off. Because unlike the n...
Nov 27,2023 10:05 pm
Don’t miss out on our biggest discounts of the year. Hey there, Well, it’s CYBORG MONDAY and that means yet another deluge of (not) deals on droves of chintz and tchotchkes. We do things different...
Nov 27,2023 02:31 am
Claim your savings before it’s too late! Hey there, Are you still thinking about grabbing any of our bestselling supplements for 50% off? I hope so because you still have time . . . but not for long...
Nov 26,2023 01:30 am
Don’t miss out on our Black Friday MEGASALE Hey there, Just a friendly reminder that everything in our store is still on sale , but not for long. There’s more, too: Orders over $99 will get a free...
Nov 24,2023 10:15 pm
Your wallet is going to love you for this SUPERFRIEND! It is I, your fearless fitness flibbertigibbet, and I invite you to rejoice because . . . Our BIGGEST AND BESTEST sale of the year is happening n...