| Hey there, Things are kind of . . . *gestures chaotically* right now. The global supply chain is staggering around like a concussed squirrel, what started as “two weeks to flatten the curve” became “outlaw the vax refusers,” and unhinged warmongers are slavering for apocalypse. I do not like this apple, Sam I Am. BUT! None of that means we need to stumble around in a haze of ice cream, bourbon, and Netflix. We can get into the gym. We can eat nutritious foods. We can get to bed early. And I dare say . . . we can get through this. BECAUSE BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN PLANET! Or something. Anyway, my point is now’s not the time to lie on the ground and wait for the torrential rain to carry us away to the sewer clowns. Now’s the time to do the best we can with what we’ve got. You know, two men looked out from prison bars, one saw the mud, the other saw stars. That kinda stuff. And guess what? *leans in* The doors just opened to our first big sale of the year! And I’d recommend clicking fast and locking in your savings before the unwashed masses breach the gates and panic-pillage our inventory. => Click here to shop now and save up to 30% So, skedaddle on over to our store and take your pick of whatever you want (at up to 30% off). And there’s plenty to choose from: | 
