That’s MR. Mega Savings to you

From: Mike Matthews - Friday Nov 24,2023 10:15 pm

SUPERFRIEND!

It is I, your fearless fitness flibbertigibbet, and I invite you to rejoice because . . .

Our BIGGEST AND BESTEST sale of the year is happening now!

And that means . . .

1. You can shop our entire store and save 50% right now.

You’ll see that everything in the store is buy one, get one 50% off, and all orders over $99 will get free gifts worth up to $100.

2. You get free shipping if you’re anywhere in the US.

3. You can save EVEN MORE when you use your reward points (and earn more for every dollar you spend).

Oh and not to be dramatic or anything, but this IS my last big sale of the year, by the way.

In fact, we may not discount anything for the rest of the year whatsoever.

Zip zop zoom!

Mike

P.S. Want some personal recommendations from yours unruly?

Chocolate chip cookie dough protein bars (microwave for 10 to 15 seconds before eating and it’s *Italian chef’s kiss*)
Cinnamon cereal Whey+ protein and French vanilla Plant+ protein (blend/bullet one scoop of each with ice cubes and water, milk, or a milk substitute—glorious)
Sour candy Pulse pre-workout (mix with 4 ounces of water for extra titillation and tang)
Strawberry lemonade Recharge (add some ice and enjoy)
Triumph multivitamin (one of my favorite Legion products—ridiculous value here)