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What's up my friend,

It's National Lazy Day, so I'm doing my best to celebrate by putting the least amount of work into this email as I possibly can. So uh, click here to buy something to smoke out of? If you want? Anyway, I'm gonna take the rest of the day off and hit the bong and soak up some sun.

Sincerely,
The Smoke Cartel E-Mail Designer

PS - I guess I should mention, you can still get 20% off all CBD through tomorrow with code CBD2022.
PPS - please don't show my boss this message.