Steven Seagal is a rotten potato person who runs like an incontinent toddler with noodles for arms

From: The A.V. Club Newsletter - Thursday Apr 15,2021 09:28 pm
Steven Seagal is a frequently accused sexual predator and all-around dumpster human. He also runs like a toddler who just pissed...
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